It just amused me as I was reading, so I thought I'd share:
ANTONIO
Is that any thing now?
BASSANIO
Gratiano speaks an infinite deal of nothing, more
than any man in all Venice. His reasons are as two
grains of wheat hid in two bushels of chaff: you
shall seek all day ere you find them, and when you
have them, they are not worth the search.
"The Merchant of Venice, Act I, Scene I" --William Shakespeare
