In some ways its a real bummer being the breadwinner because you miss out on things like this: (recorded from a Linda phone-call)
Sam took his dog Lucky and put him in an old foam Spiderman chair that was good for Sam when he was about five. He picks the chair and the dog up and begins to walk around saying, "Keep all paws and tails inside the vehicle while it is in motion."
Guess you can figure out where Sam spends a lot of time.