Results picking the best approximation of the truth available in the answers:

Well, I'll swan! Y'all are *Barbie and Kenny* of
the Grand Ole Opry Collector's Set. Chances are
y'all will be hitched forever...or at least
until the cows come home.
 Which Ken & Barbie Couple Do You Belong To?
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those who are honest in little things will be honest in big things :)
I knew it all along. You and Don, ashamed of your ol' Virginny roots!
i love it!