On "The Hair"
Two problems: from the age of about sixteen to the age of about 25 when I was married, I have no pictures of myself, they are extremely limited even after that (I'm extremely camera shy, going far out of my way to avoid them. Most years there is exactly one picture of me, taken at the company Christmas Party with my lovely wife.). And right now I'm on Blogspot free, and I'm uncertain about the ability to upload such things, even if I had them. I'm very carefully considering moving to my own site, but that will probably have to wait until I can work out the time to really look at movable type and a couple of other blogging programs.
Sorry to disappoint you. But I'll search and see if I can find something similar if that would be amusing.