My Next Book

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After having carefully assessed my opportunities and market needs, I've decided on my next book. It will be nonfiction and have a title and subtitle something like:

Aerophobics: The Easy Six* Step program to end your exercise addiction

*'cause let's face it, twelve steps is WAAAAAAY too many.

First chapter--Put Don't Those Weights and Pick Up That Remote--how to get over your fear of sitting still.

I'm still working on the rest of the program, but I expect it to crystalize shortly, I'll just sit here a while and keyboard about it--the extent of the aerobics for the day.

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If I might quote one of my favorite podcasters, Steve Runner of Phedipidations, you need to stay away from the "couch of DOOOM". :)

Dear Goodform:

And thus you demonstrate the desperate need for my new book. Don't worry, leaving your addiction behind is SAFE and EASY. In just six simple steps, I can teach you how to stop fearing stillness and start enjoying the wide vistas of the truly balanced leisurenaut. You have nothing to lose but your tyrannical obsession with a svelte physique.

And this in just minutes a day for the low, low price of $32.95. AND if you show send in proof of purchase, you'll get a 5% discount on our online counciling service, guaranteed to keep you at your computer through those tempting times of possible activity! A bargain at only $24.95 a month!!!

Sign up now. Leave your addiction behind. Become one of the liberated! Change your life!



Will someone please give Steven a call and let him know someone has hijacked his blog. ;)

If you need a Master Aerophobe to write a nice introduction for you, call me. If I don't answer, it will be because I am out back enjoying a cigar and a martini.

Of course even for the best of us, temptation lurks. Just the other day I was thinking about swimming a few laps when Amalia was at her swim lesson. just thinking about it gives me the shivers.



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