Molasses Clocked at 35 MPH ... in January!
Okay, so you watch too much Food Network and you hear about things like the Boston Molassacre, in which 21 people died in a Molasses flood. It isn't funny, but there's such a surreal effect about it, I had to make it part of the blog.
Reminds me of this from The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29194
See, I knew there was a reason you might like my food blog!
http://hcrecipes.blogspot.com/2005/09/little-useless-information.html